Hi Guys..read them n enjoy...gud day..
Teacher: Tell any microsoft product..??
pinki: MS excel
tinku: MS word
chinnu: MS powerpoint...
after thinking alot..
banta: " MS DHONI"...
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santa: samudram lo curd vestunte..
banta: yera,em chestunav?
santa: Lassi cheddamani perugu vestunna ra...
banta: Orey jaffa,indukera janam mana mida jokes vesukuntunnaru..
santa: emaindi ra ipudu...??
banta: Inta Lassi evadu tagutadu ra...
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First Day of school..
A boy saw a beautiful girl sitting next to him,
and wrote in a paper..
"I Love u, Do u Love me..??"
and passed the paper to her..
She replied "NO"..
He didn't give up..
He rubbed her answer and passed it to another girl and
She replied "YES"..
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"Moral of the story"
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..Definitely not what u think..
It is..
"Save earth.. Recycle" and "Reuse paper"...
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Boy: mere saath chalte jaan?
Girl: Kidhar?
Boy: Aap jidhar bole Udhar..
Girl: Theek hai.. Shopping Chalthe hai..
Boy: kasam se baji aap se majak karna bhiazaab hai..!!
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santa: swimming radu kada ra...enduku cheruvuloki dukav..??
banta: adi kadu ra..akkada oka bathu sagam varake munigi unte
lothu ledani anukuna...
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police: jail kaise aana hua..??
banta: media wali ladkhi ki wajah se..
police: woh kaise..?
banta: uske T-Shirt k aage likha tha "PRESS",maine daba diya..
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Doctor: sorry..ganta mundu tisuku vachi unte bratike vadu..
patient's frnd: Ne ayya..araganta mundu accident aithe ganta mundu ela tisukostaru ra...
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banta: arey TV lo na movie vastundi chudu..
santa: ayyo..current ledu ra..
banta: arey jaffa,candle pettukoni chudu ra..
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banta: yesterday i saw an english filmfor 3hrs..no sound..no dialogs..
santa: what was the film name ra..??
banta: "INSERT DISC"
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wife: evandi..me friend pelli kadaa..pelli kuturu manchidi kaadu..velli aapandi..
husband: chasthe aapanu.. vaadu na pelli aapaadaa??
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boy: "I LOVE YOU"
girl: naku koncham time kavali...
boy: enta time ayina tisko but
"YES" chepthe, "MARO CHARITHRA"..
"NO" chepthe, "RAKTHA CHARITHRA"
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doctor to oldman: bapuji aapke niche ki do goliya nikalne padegi..
oldman: nikal de beta.. jab bandhuk hi nahi chal rahi tho goli kis kaam ki..
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child: who is the man who comes every night and disappears in the morning..
mother: "Thank God"..you saw him..he is ur father,a software engineer...
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teacher: nuvu pedda ayyaka em chestav?
student: pelli chesukunta..
teacher: adi kadu.. emauthav...?
student: pelli koduku avutha..
teacher: ohho,i mean to say..peddayyaka am sadhistav..
student: pelli kuturni..
teacher: Orey peddayyaka mummy daddy kosam em chestav?
student: kodalni testha..
teacher: ore sachinoda me daddy ni dagara nundi em korukunadu..??
student: manavadu..
teacher: O devuda.. ni ambition enti ra..??
student: "MEMU IDDARAM,MAKU IDDARU"...
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boy: make a road from INDIA to USA..
god: its very tough.ask something else..
boy: make a girl to love only one boy..
god: do u want single road or double road to USA..??
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judge: nuvu dongathanam chesavani na dagara video undi..
donga:plz play cheyandi..(play ayina taruvatha)...
judge: nuvu chepukunedi emaina unda..?
donga: chusaru kada na performance,meeku kani nachinatlaithe...
chesi nannu gaja donga ga promote cheyandi..
"PLZ vote for me"...
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girl: Dear.what is the difference between personal and secret..??
boy: dear,u r my lover..that is personal..
your SISTER is also my lover..that is secret..
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teacher: what do u mean by terrorist..?
student: Terrorist is a tourist who comes from other country,
to celebrate DIWALI in our country..
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UKG rowdies::
BOY 1: anna me pori dagara nundi evado rubber tisukunadu...
BOY 2: a class ra vadu..??
BOY 1: L.K.G "B" section anna..
BOY 2: rey "B" section lo..
"balpam bhaskar"
"cerelac shekhar"
"pencil guna"
"huggies bab" tho chepi..
vadi slate pencil ni lepaimani chepu..vadu baga edavali..
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teacher: can anybody give example for "COINCIDENCE"..?
student: my mother and father got married on the same day and same time..
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begger: amma..thalli..dharmam cheyamma..
"nenu moogavanni.matladalenu.."
lady: pakka intloki velli adukko..naku chevudu..vinapadadu....
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KID'S love letter::
Dear pinki,
I LOVE U..
My dream I c u..
everywhere u..
U no,I live no..
I come red shirt tomorrow..
U love I,U come red frock..
I wait down mango tree,
U no come,I jump tree ...
sure come..
Ur's lovely,
Tinku..
U.K.G
GIRL REPLIES:
Darling..
Ur letter mummy c..papa beat me,
I cry,mummy angry..
lock me room.no come...
no jump..
I Love U..
Ur's Lovely..
Pinki..
L.K.G
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teacher: one year ki 365 days aithe..enni raarulu..??
banta: "10"
teacher:adhela..?
banta: 1 sivaraatri,9 navaraatrulu..
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